a blog

2011-06-27T03:08:00.001+08:00

never felt this lost.

Singapore Entertainment Awards 2010

2010-03-14T14:59:00.011+08:00

bored these days,

so went Singapore Entertainment Awards yesterday to catch some of my idols
and let some of my fans catch their idol.

event started at 7++, reached there at 7:30. (VIPs always arrive late, right?)

when i reached there, i was already late for my speech, so some celebs were giving theirs:

my idol yoga lin

chen hao

albert einstein's great grandson.. eason chan

cnn newsreporter david tao

tanya chua

By2

yoga and liang wen yin..
lol yoga stimming

and some random korean boyband SHINee.. anyone heard of them?
cz i haven't

forgot to say.. event was held at Floating Parade at Marina Bay:

nice?

two bright suns illuminating the night sky..(wow my engrish is so pro)

after i accepted my award, its time for other awards and performances:

黃鴻升
i swear to god, this guy's english name is "Alien" o.O

ah du singing "坚持到底"

my biggest fan/idol yoga lin
singing 说谎，唐人街 and 看见什么吃什么,
all from his brand new album
《感官·世界》 (available at all major cd rama outlets)

wow.. who is this?
how come got halo one?

is it..

edward the vampire slayer?

yuan lai,
its the guy who sang the song "yuan lai"

jj lin jun jie!

he sang 2-3 songs..

第几个100天，背对背拥抱 and 加油 if i'm not wrong

sorry twilight fans,

edward cullen is just a fictional character..

..but jj cullen is not!

looks alike? lol lame

Finally, its the korean boyband's turn:

what's their name already?

oh ya... SHINee

"replay" - SHINee
(p.s.: not IYAZ)

they seem to be very famous..

cz when they started dancing everyone was like

"SHINee!!!"
"I love you SHINee!!"
"I love Jonghyun!!"
"Aaah SHINee!!"
"Oh my god eu june is so hot!!!"

after their first song, stopped to accept award

kim jong il's brother, kim jonghyun making a speech

translator: "SHINee would like to thank ilikestoblog.blogspot.com
for featuring them and making them so famous"

after that they continued with another song

"JoJo" was the song name i think

the third song was my favourite

its called "Ring Ding Dong" if i'm not wrong

it sounded more like crazy frog + indian song lol imo.

but the dance moves were cool, so what the heck. haha

anyway took the whole video but lazy upload. go youtube and hear for yourself and you'll agree with me =D

(haze arrived early this year)

anyway,
i was interested in watching the mv, so went youtube to find.

am i supposed to know what this expression means?

finally, last item of the show:

EDISON CHEN

sorry.. typing error

EASON CHAN

this guy won 5 awards, damn xp

lol receive awards till ki high?

host: "来la eason we help you take.."
eason: "no need la thx.. 5 nia i can take.. not like last time need lorry come fetch"

(looking in the audience for me?)

he performed 上五楼的快活 and 这样一个麻烦:

eason: "hmm.. where's eu june? why cannot find him one?"

the end, have fun :)

for the first time in a long time

2010-02-21T00:31:00.003+08:00

i'm blogging. after a what, 6-month hiatus? (the previous post doesn't count)

lots to say.

2010-01-19T22:25:00.000+08:00

reborn

2009-11-10T17:25:00.002+08:00

today marks a historical day that always be remembered by mankind; men, women, hermaphrodites alike. today marks the day ilikestoblog.blogspot.com comes to life. It was a crazed night of forbidden science that brought ilikestoblog.blogspot.com into existence. Thunder crashed overhead, strange lights flickered, even the very roaring wind seemed to hiss its angry denial. But to no avail. ilikestoblog.blogspot.com was alive, ALIVE!

inspirational post

2009-10-17T18:20:00.008+08:00

first off, i'd like to say that this post is inspired by many of you out there.

i'd like to thank you all

for sticking with this blog through and through
for visiting and re-visiting this blog
for tolerating my puerile musings
for being willing to put up with my occasional eccentricities

this blog may have

annoyed you
enlightened you
delighted you
disgusted you
inspired you

in any case, all readers need no longer experience the juvenility of this blog.

owing to many, many circumstances indeed, the directors of this blog have reached a unanimous decision to shut down this blog after a probationary period, mainly thanks to the displeasing yet ubiquitous presence of, in no particular order:

green-eyed mud-slingers
nosy parents-of-friend(s)
discomfortingly concerned parents etcetc.

i apologise for any disparagement of any kind, but it is rather unfortunate that the above mentioned parties have debilitated the foundations of this blog in ways more than one. adding to the fact that this blog is not exactly something i'm proud of, it becomes understandable that it has to be terminated or at least transformed into a private one, where the remnants of my memories can rest. lol this sounds so emo

the sun will die out in approximately 5 billion years, when the hydrogen supply inside it is completely exhausted. the sun may have shone brightly throughout its course, but in the end its reality that gets the final say.

and so, i say to you, the young and old, rich and poor, Democrat and Republican, black, white, Hispanic, Asian, Native American, gay, straight, disabled and not disabled,

reality has the final say. may this blog shine in hearts of those who care(d) for it.

always.

a day in the life of jason mraz

2009-08-08T21:31:00.014+08:00

a lot of people ask me what i wanna be when i grow up.

and a lot of times i tell them: i dunno.

you know why?

its not because i have no ambition in mind, mind you.

for your info i have too many ambitions in mind.
(coz too much talent liao? LOL)

as i'm not bad in sports namely football,

i've always wanted to be a footballer.

as i'm quite okay at playing the violin

i've contemplated taking up the profession of a violinist.

as i'm competent in the piano,

i've considered being a pianist.

as i like playing the guitar,

i've wanted to be the lead guitarist of a rocker band.

as i'm good at crapping,

i've thought of being a lawyer.

(no offense to my lawyer readers xp)

therefore, its important for me to try new things to discover/rediscover my talents. （hao lian)

this is why i joined Nan Chiau High School Talent Quest 2009
together with my classmate, Jun Wei.

me with the guitar and jun wei with his vocals.

first, there're the auditions. we got through pretty easily.

(wakao.. print my name also print wrongly)

then, there's the semi final.
things were starting to get harder when we competed with worthy, talented competitors.

we worked harder than before,

with the school toilet as our jamming studio.

rockers in a toilet. LOL

so if you hear music coming from the toilet, don't feel surprised ya~
haha

nevertheless,

with jun wei's mesmerizing vocals and my outstanding guitar skills, (hao lian again xd)
we cruised through the semis. hhaha

finally... the finals.

quite nerve wracking, considering that we had the whole school as my audience.

survived the final,

getting 2nd runner up with "I'm Yours" by jason mraz.

(warning: ending part of performance is not for the faint-hearted.)

didn't get champion but nvm.

its the experience that matters, right?

got to know another group called 'BHMW' with their members
wei qi (guitar), mubin (guitar) and another girl singer (forgot her name, paise)

yuan lai the group also interested in being rockers.

so we formed a band called my unchemical romance. lol

(yeng dao arh....haha)

those who want our signatures, queue up there pls..lmao

thats all, folks
have a nice day~

warning: blogger alert

2009-07-15T18:28:00.023+08:00

is he a bird?

is he a plane?

is he a dinosaur?

the answer is: no.

so...what is he?

(scroll down for answer)

remember this guy?

yes. you did not remember wrongly.

it‘s him.

"oi, 不要拍我啦！"

if you read my blog regularly,

you'll already know who he is.

if you don't, read on.

sometimes,

he can be very siao siao.

sometimes,

he can be very cool.

sometimes,

he can be very blur.

sometimes,

he can be not serious.

sometimes,

he can be serious.

sometimes,

he can look very sharp.

sometimes,

he can look ugly.

(tiok possess by ghost? zz)

sometimes,

he looks like obama.

(80% blackness)

(warning: following image contains obscenity

scroll no further if you are >18 years old)

sometimes,

he can be very confused.

"how to wear a shirt?"

sometimes,

he can be very ambitious.

"我今天一定要吃三碗饭…"

sometimes,

he smiles a lot.

(just stole 3 bananas from the market)

sometimes,

he looks solemn.

"1+1 equals 3 or 4?"

sometimes,

he can be very shy.

(kek sai? lol)

sometimes,

he can be very high.

(阳光美少男？xp)

haha... sorry to disappoint you readers..

today i'm not featuring superman / lee hom / myself / jay chou

(everytime see their handsome faces till sien liao)

last week, my good friend/tudi mr. jun hong (from butterworth) just started a blog.

and so, to gain publicity, he asked me to help promote it. (really)

anyone who is interested in reading his blog

can visit www.h0m3sicking.blogspot.com

or call 03-95433311 for hitz.fm morning crew

haha

have a nice day~

99% similarity

2009-07-06T05:00:00.007+08:00

about 16 years ago, i was born.

about 2 years ago, i received this in my email.

about 1 1/2 weeks ago, i downloaded the email attachments from the email.

about 3 hours ago, i've decided to post this on my blog.

about 2 minutes ago, i've successfully uploaded these pictures.

about 9 seconds later, i'm going to post this post.

paiseh... i know this sucks..

i can't think of a better intro... xD

anyway..here are the pics:

looks really alike...except the kid hasn't been involved in any scandals..

no offense to edison if he's reading my blog.LOL

(my personal favourite...hhaha)

(si hiao po act cute...zz)

(@.@)

(so cute...)

(lol?)

(wahh....handsome)

and the best of all...................................................

七月的肖邦

2009-07-06T02:44:00.013+08:00

"Time flies like an arrow,

fruit flies like a banana. "

- Groucho Marx, American comedian/poet

whoa. time does fly like an arrow..

it's already july 2009...><

over this 7 months,

i've grown up and out,

out of my ol' adolescent behaviour

out of my infantile musings

out of my childhood demeanors

well, thats the least i could say..xp

(couldn't agree more huh?)

but no matter how much i outgrow myself,

no matter how far i've came

no matter how hard life is shoving change down my throat

there's always one thing that can't be changed,

that fact,

that very fact that sets me apart from the people around me -

i'm still a patriotic penang kia~ (a proud one for that matter)

7 months into a life entirely different, daunting at times

has transformed me (transformers? z)

has taught me that the grass is not always greener on the other side

has reminded me that i'm still eu june the penang clhs kia

and NEVER "that guy from singapore" (which is what quite an infuriating number of ppl label me till this date)

anyway crap aside...

i've been into lots of music and movies these days..

guitar,

piano,

violin,

Black eyed peas,

gary chaw,

michael jackson etc

downloaded Black Eyed Peas' latest album: The E.N.D. (the energy never dies)

yeng the album name?

not yeng nvm...

let u see the album cover:

keat?

i help them design eh. LOL

and gary 曹格's 4th n latest album - "SUPERMARKET"

nice?

no pork at all..hahaha

watched "Blades of glory" 2 days ago:

not bad,

surprisingly meaningful alongside the usual crap you find in comedies.

geng?

reader is advised not to try this at home. xD

oh ya... also got one lenglui inside...

girlfriend of blablabla McElroy (see the pic up there? the wear blue blue gay costume eh)

actually this is why i watched the movie... shhh~ ==

ilikestoblog.blogspot.com's overall rating:

7.69/10

watched this yesterday~

"accepted"

anyone watched b4?

its a movie.......

about a high school graduate who gets rejected by every college he applies to enter,

and then out of desperation starts his own college South Harmon Institute of technology (S.H.I.T.)

pro? their school logo... hahha

then the main character (blablabla lazy write)

okok nia la the movie...

"OMG mana koleng?

kena feature on the famous blog ilikestoblog.blogspot.com?"

hahahha SWEAT

btw, i've something to tell you...

damn, forgot what it is already?

oh ya, remember d.

it's not early already,

bye~

床前明月光

2009-06-29T03:43:00.007+08:00

明天开学了咯~

为什么半夜三更

我还坐在荧幕前？

回到了狮城，太忙着享受

享受开学前的美好时光

结果忘了完成所剩作业~

呵呵

明天就要回到学府

与同学们并肩作战

全新的学期

全新的开始

全新的态度

全新的发型

全新的眼镜

全新的老师

始终如一的目标 - 战胜自我

不知怎么，

自从我

离乡背井

赴汤蹈火

千里迢迢

离开了槟岛6个月

整个人似乎都已

不再是

小一那个懵懂的初入学生

小二那个天真烂漫的班长

小三那个连扫三年第一的优异生 xD

小四那个读书死的书虫

小五那个开始不听话的家伙

小六那个目中无人的毕业生

中一那个昏昧无知的中学生

中二那个玩物丧志的庸才

中三那个活到15岁还不知天高地厚，自甘堕落，一意孤行，无恶不作，被记了大过还执迷不悟，陷入人生低潮，叛逆透顶，真是孺子不可教，朽木不可雕也！！的败家子（学好三年，学坏三天……小朋友们要记得哥哥跟你讲的这句话！）

这些画面

在我脑海闪过

真是太多太多了

如今

这些往事也只能是往事

全都塞入我脑袋里的回忆库

待以后的一天

让我拿出来反刍咀嚼回味

啊~~~~~~~

古人有云

流光容易把人抛，红了樱桃，绿了芭蕉

唉

不多说了

绍铨、涌翔、乔坡等人

我们都是远赴外地留学生

我们都在汪洋之中的同一条船

我们的心情我们知

现在

只能憧憬着美好的未来

悠俊,

加油哦~~~~~~~~

untitled

2009-06-24T17:36:00.005+08:00

BREAKING NEWS

after 3 and 4/7 weeks of inactivity,

lee hom asked me to update my blog just now..jkjk hha

actually i know many readers are waiting for me to update..

including my cat...zz

unfortunately for everyone.. these days i have no mood to update nia...

reason?

holidays are ending for me soon...

have to return to singapore...

have to return to my small hostel room

my desk (see obama's face..lengzai?)

have to leave malaysia...

have to leave my REAL friends...

have to leave my family...

have to leave my REAL home...

have to leave where i REALLY belong (Malaysia..truly Asia)

so what did really do during the holidays? (for real)

first week... quite excited... once came back from sg had to go thailand for vacation... the place called khao lak... tiok tsunami hit 4/5 years ago.... now lik dead city nia.... came back from thailand.... went desgoh's house... saw his new bf american idol runner up adam lambert.... heard him sing 'no boundaries'.... teach my tudi guitar... next day went gurney... redbox.... with some ppl who i siok with.... haha... sit rapid bus home... next morning.... wake up at >3pm... eat...play...sleep.... few days later.... went cambodia....backpacking....with my bro.....5 days.... paiseh 6 days...5 nights....after coming back.... went to change specs..... lens Rm160 plus frame dunno how much.... few days later... went somewhere (forgot) to buy football.... my football skills tui bu (how to say in english?) already... must buy football go back singapore practice.... hopefully can become as pro as 2008 clhs under-15 captain (who lai?)... RM55 the ball.... ask the person discount for orang kurang upaya... 20% become Rm44 (cheap?).. nike ball.... warranty 2 years.... then after a few days... revisited my ORIGINAL factory/school of pro/siao/keat ka... chung ling high school...haha....(singapore health minister chung ling kia lai u know? dun pray pray)...very very happy to see my real frens once again after 5-6 months....went to 4sa2, 4sa3, 4sa4 and 4sa5...(i'm in 4sa2 if i dun go singapore)... in 4sa2... sat with hew soon/jingyi/johanan/joshkhooleehom for 3-4 period.... took mod maths+addmaths lesson with them...moral also... le yu n some ppl keep clapping hands nia... make me paiseh (not my fault i'm so popular?).... surprised to see many new teachers.... in 4sa3....sat around with ah chng, kuanny, lloyd (etc etc i cant remember all paise) they listen while i tell story....haha... we really had a great time laughing...talking.... sharing....then the bell rung...haiz... leave 4sa3 lo.... visit 4sa5... sat behind the class with ah lee....(is his name jason lee rou yi? 4got) took bio lesson with them....wah so chim the bio...dunno what meosis or whatever is that...zzz... wonder why the teacher let me stay in there? ask ask ask yuan lai jian song (the prefect) told teacher i'm exchange student from singapore...lol...then SUDDENLY... max, ah lee etc ask me come out from the class...why leh? newton once said... for every action, there's an equal and opposite reaction....i ask them wan bring me to principal room to interview me? no... yuan lai they want me to make announcement through PA system...o.o i about 7 months never do so already... i went down to broadcast room.... announced something through the mike... dunno if anyone noticed that it was the famous dj's voice? haha... then went 4sa4... sat with [forgot who] (too many frens liao...paiseh xD) then their new malay teacher cannot tahan us ...chase us out... haiz... went back 4sa2 for add maths... really happy to see friends....miss them lo....then 2:05..bell rung again..signalling the tragic end of school day today.... of course, didn't forget to run to 4sa1 to say hello to my friend chen hee... who sadly, ran away at the sight of me (for some unknown reason? maybe i too entau?zz jk)
after walking around for some time... finally left my wonderful school Chung Ling High School...>.<

we love CLHS!!

then after school sit taxi to gurney plaza...lepak for a while...haha..watched monsters vs aliens 3D... sioknya... then after movie went a place called 'sunrise mcdonald' to take and give things to someone..... so happy..xD.very long never see that fren liao...miss nia.....haha.after that stay in toys r us watch spongebob (that yellow yellow talking sponge) for dunno how long...then next morning wake up n on computer.... arrange and delete hard disk stuff..... den suddenly see tiok one picture that looks very familiar....

eh? see again... yuan lai is the famous blogger desgoh.blogspot.com (the black shirt blue pants pink underpants one).. last time teach him football skills n now guitar eh.... nan guai so familiar..z.
then browse my picture folder again.... see tiok many old old pics...
suddenly saw another pic... funny nia....

standard 6 eh me... entao? zz
(taken on 23/10/2005)

looking back... last time eh me really very funny+steam+noob+childish...

now leh?

funny+lengzai+sexy? haha jk...

actually i can't say so....
got ppl more handsome than me...

see?

dunno if pak lah will sue me when he read my blog? LOL

anyway... my mama told me i become 40% handsome than 6 months ago..(zzz perasan).. dunno correct anot?

my target is to be as handsome as my tudi lee hom:

lee hom (lengzai?)

me (yeng?)

aiya...can la.... just add the diastolic and systolic heart pressure lines on the sunglasses then 90% alike ady...(zz bio)

however... some anonymous ppl said among me n my brothers.... my little bro is most lengzai... 2nd is my elder brother..followed by me....make me sad only...lol

but NVM...
who's the most talented among us? haha..no need to answer..i'll paiseh wan....xD

saw more pics.... more pics more pics... sien...close folder... open firefox.... go search MSN news see singapore got how many ppl die from H1N1 liao?.... then suddenly saw under 'breaking news' - desgoh.blogspot.com updated? so..i'm both nervous and curious... went to open his blog... mana tau only got one post called dunno what "90% black and white"? read read read.... quite sien... shut down comp.....went to sleep again.... dreamt about me updating blog.... then wake up..eh? how come my blog updated by itself one? lol... then saw the news... ppl travelling into singapore from H1N1 affected countries have to get quarantined for 7 days? too bad... makes me sad everytime i remember that i've to go back to sg tmr....zz (my english sure fail if write lidat in exam...xD)

gonna pack soon... >< damn saddening...

my flight is 8:50 tmr morning... anyone wanna bid me farewell? haha

as for this blog... dunno whens the next time i can update....

maybe in days...

maybe in weeks....

maybe in months.....

maybe in years.......

but nvm!! give desgoh.blogspot.com a chance to catch up with my 51 posts....hahahha
got my 65%.. jiayou~!

PS: desgoh.blogspot.com deleted his '90% black and white' post? dunno if google and bill gates canceled their deal liao?

chinese chess

2009-05-17T11:33:00.010+08:00

Been playing lots of Chinese Chess these days....

but couldn't find a decent challenge..xD (gao bin pui) jk

pictures will speak for themselves:

ROUND 1

red (me) wins

black (zhan ming) loses

ROUND 2

red (me) wins

black (si shiong) loses

ROUND 3

red (me) wins again

black (shao zchuen) loses

haiz....

not my fault you lose right? (lansi)

xD jk

suddenly, 英俊潇洒,身材魁梧,高大威猛的 yong xiang challenged me... o.o

ROUND 4

win also....hahhaha...(hao lian)

yong xiang: "怎么可能输？？？" xp

suddenly....

jun hong with his yam jin face: ＂跟你ＰＫ过＂

ROUND 5

red (me) wins

black (jun hong) loses lol

any challengers? hha

spasms of sorrow, torrents of tears

2009-05-08T18:28:00.031+08:00

i heaved myself onto the top level of my double bunk bed, arms and legs aching from the intense game of football in my school hall hours before.

thoughts swirling, muscles burning, sentimental my chemical romance streaming into my ears from my mp3, my palm almost randomly made for my mobile beside.

as i skimmed through my camera album containing 1800++ photos dating back to 16th Sept 2007, an overwhelming sense of nostalgia brimmed over, sending me into fits of melancholia.

photos..

mementos reminding of the very moments i've had before being sent here by destiny......

kuanny; yong xiang; peeli; wei chia ~ 16/11/2007

yuew yang

2008 hill-climbing competition

3TA4 ~ 2009

"For the world has changed, and we must change with it."

- Barack Obama in his inauguration address, 20 Jan 2009

yes we can?

it is never easy for me accept change. let alone a substantial one.

December 2008..

the moment i received a warm welcome.....

the moment i settled down into my hostel room....

i knew. there was no turning back...><

sure, i've had some close friends along with me

like yong xiang..

along with a few new friends i've made here...

shao zchuen

jun hong

yong en

looking back......

yes, together we've had some fun times..

i appreciate it..^^

and though i'm one of the proud malaysians to bring glory to my hostel in football tournaments....

but gone,

gone were the futsal days with my footy buddies....

gone were the days i played in my porch......

gone were the days i go on lantern parades with my bro around the neighbourhood...

gone were the days i read The Star every morning

gone were the days we stand unbeaten as the feared CLHS DEBATE TEAM...

as i gradually adapted to this chaotic metropolis.....

i've became aware of how relaxing life was before.

i've became aware of how much i slacked in sec school.

i've became aware of what i want in life.

i've became more familiar with the stranger within me.

my fellow scholarmates celebrate their birthdays as the days go

i did too.....

i received lots of birthday presents from classmates and schoolmates and friends yes.......

but what i actually want are gifts gifted simply with heart.....

like this craftily crafted keychain crafted by a craftsman with craftsmanship

and as i sank the knife into my cake...

my brain was awash with thoughts....

i could've done this with my family around me......

i could've done this with my penang friends around me....

but i no longer have the chance......

i have no choice but to lead my life myself...........

alone.........

everytime i pass the s'pore-johor border to return to penang.......

bright thoughts congest my brain, just like how vehicles congest the customs

and everytime i fly past the familiar vessels on the singaporean sea on the way back.......

and the industrial parks off changi airport.........

everytime the wheels of the plane thuds against the ground.....

i gather my heavy luggage with an equally heavy mood....

'back to cold, harsh reality.' ><

PRESSURE.

well, i guess thats pretty much what all of my scholarmates experience......

but nvm.

可我并不在乎压力的冲击，因为人是在披荆斩棘、乘风破浪中茁壮，成熟的，不是吗？

- adapted with permission from kuan eu june's speech during 口语训练

awww.

well, good luck to all of us.

emo

2009-05-04T03:21:00.009+08:00

sorry for being emo this days...

maybe its coz i've been listening to too much 'my chemical romance'..z

so today i will be less emo...

by sharing with you un-emo pics...z

beautiful garden... not emo

not emo... but about my chemical romance. z

not my chemical romance... but still about emo spongebob.z

not about beautiful garden... but still about emo spongebob...

and my chemical romance.z

how to be not emo?

can teach?

DARKNESS

2009-03-30T18:54:00.020+08:00

sorry to my loyal readers...

i've not updated my blog for quite a while

due to severe sore throat and coughing problems...

but NVM.......

have no worries........

today ilikestoblog.blogspot.com will feature a global phenomenon which occurs yearly....

(scroll down for more info)

this is the day......

where every corner of the world will plunge into obliterating, echoing darkness.....

no spot on earth is protected from this unforgiving phenomenon.........

even romantic sunset beaches.......

will be mercilessly thrown into skulking darkness.......

even when obama is making a presidential campaign speech in japan......

complete darkness will still take over

even popular tourist destinations around the world.......

like the Statue of Liberty, USA.........

the Eiffel Tower, France........

the Golden Gate Bridge, Malaysia......

Intercourse, Pennsylvania, USA........

and even Crapstone, England...

....will not escape the wrath of painful darkness.

So, readers may be asking......

What causes this phenomena?

A. Whole world facing power failure

B. Pokemon taking over the world

C. Aliens VS Predators 3

D. Earth Hour

if you answered D, congratulations.....

you have an IQ of >180!!!!!!

-.-

Earth hour was on the past 28th March from 8:30 - 9:30 pm.

As a patriotic, environment-loving person.....

I forced all of my friends in my hostel and in Singapore to turn off the lights.....

lets take a look at the effects:

BEFORE:

AFTER:

BEFORE:

AFTER:

BEFORE:

AFTER:

BEFORE:

AFTER:

BEFORE:

AFTER:

BEFORE:

AFTER:

because I was too bored........

自拍 for a while.......

walao...

can't even see my face.......

haiz...

i think camera spoilt d.....

in the end.......

i had nothing to do......

so went to sleep.......

now nothing to do also........

bored..........

finish blogging d..........

tired.........

bored.........

gtg sleep.........

BREAKING NEWS: MALTIES

2009-03-27T17:52:00.011+08:00

BREAKING NEWS

EXPERTS: "MALTIES" SWEETS MAY BE FATAL

Based on recently conducted research, scientists have announced that "Malties" sweets may inflict excruciating pain, or even death if consumed constantly.

The packaging of "Malties" sweets, which contents are believed to cause death

With the aid of our volunteer, here are the devastating effects of consuming Malties,

Brought to you by

Sony Ericsson and ilikestoblog.blogspot.com

Scenario 1

Victim about to consume a packet of Malties with remarkable readiness.

Scenario 2

Victim tries to tear packet open.

Scenario 3

Signs of frustration detected on victim's face.

Scenario 4

Pain level gradient begins to steepen.

Victim goes all out to tear open the packet, but to no avail.

Scenario 5

Victim begins to resort to biting, violent means to rip the packet apart.

Scenario 6

Hints of unbearable pain etched all over victim's face.

Scenario 7

Desperate struggling by victim for 36.28 seconds....

Scenario 8

......before he finally blacks out.

Scenario 9

Lying motionlessly on his back, victim's face is disfigured

with signs of unnatural torture and extreme pain

in less than 2 minutes after attempting to tear the packet open.

To date, police has reported 25,236 cases of unnatural death

and 135,297 cases of mental/physical injuries induced by the sweets.

Do you want to end up like this?

Choose wisely.

You can make a difference.

a community service project brought to you by

ilikestoblog.blogspot.com

the above statements, depictions and scenarios are solely for humour purposes, any infringement or violation of laws rules ethics etc is not intended =)

换日线

2009-03-20T21:02:00.010+08:00

换日线张智成

拖着沉重的行李

机场广播的声音

人们互道再见的表情

人群

吞噬我

乌云

笼罩我

思念

龁入心扉

我

紧操着机票和护照

凝视着墙上的钟

悲、欢、离、合

为何就是悲，离二字

在脑海中盘旋不绝？

回顾手机的讯息

初见面到相恋的痕迹

我怎么忍心删去

杂志

没心读了

数独

没心玩了

简讯

没心传了

支支吾吾地搪塞了你

说我已要飞回了，掰

你没回我

很开心

还想和你看北海道的雪祭

还想陪你走遍这世界风景

洗手间里

水喉的水

挪在脸上

好舒适

但

涌入洗手盆里的水

却被滴滴泪水

污浊了

你就要往陌生的天空飞去

天知道我会多想你

猛然抬头

镜中那双眼通红的泪人

是谁？

算了

我认输了

我接受了

接受现实为我下的结论

思念

是伪不过来的

尽管

我逼使自己

说不想念你们

但深夜降临时

自欺欺人

最终

会以盖被擦泪

当飞机越过伤心换日线

天空只留下寂寞无声的盘旋

三个月

是往事了

我呆在故乡的日子

是往事了

我和同乡的友谊——

是往事吗？

我从来没有想过

会有这么一天

我会问这个问题

直到今天 ···

时间它能不能倒退一点

停格在你晴天笑脸

是的

时间

是掠匪

风驰电掣

一闪而过

无情地

夺走了太多太多

夺走了机会

夺走了亲切

夺走了你

夺走了一切 ···

··· 有何永恒可言？

只好憋着

坐下

等待人来发明

逆时转的钟···

你的心飞过伤心换日线

今后我们的世界地球各一边

深夜

又来了

翻来覆去的当儿

我搂紧枕头

逐渐

坠入思念的旋涡 ···

··················

如果季风能把感觉连线

要传达给你说不完的思念

got nasi babi?

2009-03-08T13:56:00.035+08:00

yo readers

due to overwhelming response...

the author of this blog will update AFAP

(new word in oxford dictionary.. means as frequently as possible)

HOWEVER...

due to technical errors and unforeseen circumstances...

ilikestoblog.blogspot.com will be updating on past events...

we apologize for any inconveniences caused

15 Feb 2009 Sunday Sunny

today is a sunny sunday, one day after valentine's day.

instead of dating people....

i decided to do some useful research.

i'm leaving Parry Hall, the place i've been staying in for 75.47 days

i'm leading my group of researchers.

target acquired.

heading 134.29 degrees due east to serangoon garden way

this is one of my researchers...

using his sophisticated phone GPS navigation system...

he will bring us to the subject location.

(pro lansi navigating while crossing road)

although the subject location is very far...

and everyone was bathing in sweat under the relentless assault of the sun...

everyone was unperturbed by this daunting journey..

because we all know...

ALL OUR HARD WORK WILL BE WORTHWHILE

FINALLY.........

reached Serangoon Garden Way..

total distance was 364.92 m

subject location detected ahead.

affirmative.

subject location found.

capturing and recording location characteristics...

Congratulations team..

RESEARCH COMPLETE

***************************************

haha...SWEAT

since you loyal readers have been patient enough to read till here....

I SHALL NOW REVEAL THE SUBJECT LOCATION

(based on a true story.

any resemblance is purely coincidental)

familiar?

our subject location as featured on youtube

YES...

you didn't see wrongly...

our subject location today is:

RK House..

the house of RK

(wtf is RK? -.-)

since our research is complete.....

makan time!!! xp

we took table number 14...zzz

let's have a look at the menu... O.O

see? no pork at all

mee goreng only got pataya... no pork at all

even under special foods.... no pork at all

everyone was having a hard time deciding on what to eat...

niru memorizing the menu...zzzz

just when we were observing the surroundings of this famous restaurant......

SUDDENLY....

"Ello boss! whatchiu want to eat boss?"

"you gimme one nasi goreng ar... with pork"

"ello sir, we rk house dun sell any porku here... no pork at all..

but we got murtabak...

wan?"

"ok, you gimme one big one..murtabak.............

............with pork."

"ELLO SIR I TELL YOU NO PORK!!!!!!"

"siao eh"

(adapted and edited with permission from 'No Pork at all', Youtube)

=.=

actually,

we ordered:

teh tarik x3

big mutton murtabak x1

(service with a smile? xd)

ee one enjoying her mutton murtabak.....without pork

the famous mee goreng with pataya x1

roti tisu x3

niru enjoying his roti tisu......

while i enjoy mine

SUDDENLY...

we overheard a conversation between an ang mo and his naughty son:

(click to enlarge)

the waiter approached us for our bill....

OH NO! not enough money to pay...

but NVM..

he said we dun need to pay...........

if we perform a magic trick

TADA!!

the straw can drill a hole in the ice

LAME

before we went home..

i took more pictures for readers' reference:

(as seen on youtube)

alike eh?

(RK House at 7:39 pm)

and finally..

we reached home at about 7:57 pm..........

................using our researcher's sophisticated phone GPS navigation system.

before i end this post....

"10 Facts You Didn't Know About RK House"

FACT NO.1:

Smoking is prohibited by law in RK House.

RK House is in full support of the "Tak Nak" anti-smoking campaign.

FACT NO.2:

142.3 m away from RK House is its competitor, The Prata House.

Legend has it that pork can be found in there.

FACT NO.3:

After the "No Pork" video surfaced on Youtube on 13th Feb 2007...

the business of RK House has increased 42 %

FACT NO.4:

Due to overwhelming response,

SBS transit bus company has fixed a direct route to RK House.

FACT NO.5:

This is a medium mutton murtabak.

The small one only 5 dollars valy cheap.

FACT NO.6:

RK House advertises for Nescafe

FACT NO.7:

This is NOT the "famous, special pork" curry.

"RK House all halal, all the thing no pork ah,

you wan ah, no nothing nothing pork ah no pork at all."

- RK House waiter

FACT NO.8:

After viewing the no pork video online...

some ang mo families bring their children here to taste some mee goreng with pataya.

FACT NO.9:

When you feel lonely...

you can always come to RK House to eat and act emo

AND LASTLY....

FACT NO.10:

This is the Roti Prata delivery boy newly hired by RK House.

He can run at a speed of 23 km/h, faster than Usain Bolt

for more info pls visit www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RK_House_Delivery_Boy

THE END