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15 Feb 2009    Sunday  Sunny

today is a sunny sunday, one day after valentine's day.

instead of dating people....

i decided to do some useful research.

i'm leaving Parry Hall, the place i've been staying in for 75.47 days

i'm leading my group of researchers.

target acquired.

heading 134.29 degrees due east to serangoon garden way

this is one of my researchers...

using his sophisticated phone GPS navigation system...

he will bring us to the subject location.

(pro lansi navigating while crossing road)

although the subject location is very far...

and everyone was bathing in sweat under the relentless assault of the sun...

everyone was unperturbed by this daunting journey..

because we all know...

ALL OUR HARD WORK WILL BE WORTHWHILE

FINALLY.........

reached Serangoon Garden Way..

total distance was 364.92 m

subject location detected ahead.

affirmative. 

subject location found.

capturing and recording location characteristics...

Congratulations team..

RESEARCH COMPLETE

***************************************

haha...SWEAT

since you loyal readers have been patient enough to read till here....

I SHALL NOW REVEAL THE SUBJECT LOCATION

(based on a true story. 

any resemblance is purely coincidental)

familiar?

our subject location as featured on youtube

YES...

you didn't see wrongly...

our subject location today is:

RK House.. 

the house of RK

(wtf is RK? -.-)

since our research is complete.....

makan time!!! xp

we took table number 14...zzz

let's have a look at the menu... O.O

see? no pork at all

mee goreng only got pataya... no pork at all

even under special foods.... no pork at all

everyone was having a hard time deciding on what to eat...

niru memorizing the menu...zzzz

just when we were observing the surroundings of this famous restaurant......

SUDDENLY....

"Ello boss! whatchiu want to eat boss?"

"you gimme one nasi goreng ar... with pork"

"ello sir, we rk house dun sell any porku here... no pork at all.. 

but we got murtabak...

wan?"

"ok, you gimme one big one..murtabak............. 

............with pork."

"ELLO SIR I TELL YOU NO PORK!!!!!!"

"siao eh"

(adapted and edited with permission from 'No Pork at all', Youtube)

=.=

actually, 

we ordered:

teh tarik  x3

 big mutton murtabak  x1

(service with a smile? xd)

ee one enjoying her mutton murtabak.....without pork

the famous mee goreng with pataya   x1

roti tisu   x3

niru enjoying his roti tisu......

while i enjoy mine

SUDDENLY...

we overheard a conversation between an ang mo and his naughty son:

(click to enlarge)

the waiter approached us for our bill....

OH NO! not enough money to pay...

but NVM..

he said we dun need to pay...........

if we perform a magic trick

TADA!!

the straw can drill a hole in the ice

LAME

before we went home..

i took more pictures for readers' reference:

(as seen on youtube)

alike eh?

(RK House at 7:39 pm)

and finally..

we reached home at about 7:57 pm..........

................using our researcher's sophisticated phone GPS navigation system.

before i end this post....

"10 Facts You Didn't Know About RK House"

FACT NO.1:

Smoking is prohibited by law in RK House.

RK House is in full support of the "Tak Nak" anti-smoking campaign.

FACT NO.2:

142.3 m away from RK House is its competitor, The Prata House.

Legend has it that pork can be found in there.

FACT NO.3:

After the "No Pork" video surfaced on Youtube on 13th Feb 2007...

the business of RK House has increased 42 %

FACT NO.4:

Due to overwhelming response,

SBS transit bus company has fixed a direct route to RK House.

FACT NO.5:

This is a medium mutton murtabak.

The small one only 5 dollars valy cheap.

FACT NO.6:

RK House advertises for Nescafe

FACT NO.7:

This is NOT the "famous, special pork" curry.

"RK House all halal, all the thing no pork ah,

you wan ah, no nothing nothing pork ah no pork at all."

- RK House waiter

FACT NO.8:

After viewing the no pork video online...

some ang mo families bring their children here to taste some mee goreng with pataya. 

FACT NO.9:

When you feel lonely...

you can always come to RK House to eat and act emo

AND LASTLY....

FACT NO.10:

This is the Roti Prata delivery boy newly hired by RK House.

He can run at a speed of 23 km/h, faster than Usain Bolt

for more info pls visit www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RK_House_Delivery_Boy

THE END