Friday, March 27, 2009

BREAKING NEWS: MALTIES





BREAKING NEWS


EXPERTS: "MALTIES" SWEETS MAY BE FATAL





Based on recently conducted research, scientists have announced that "Malties" sweets may inflict excruciating pain, or even death if consumed constantly. 


The packaging of "Malties" sweets, which contents are believed to cause death



With the aid of our volunteer, here are the devastating effects of consuming Malties,

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Scenario 1


Victim about to consume a packet of Malties with remarkable readiness.




Scenario 2


Victim tries to tear packet open.




Scenario 3


Signs of frustration detected on victim's face.





Scenario 4


Pain level gradient begins to steepen.

Victim goes all out to tear open the packet, but to no avail.





Scenario 5


Victim begins to resort to biting, violent means to rip the packet apart.





Scenario 6



Hints of unbearable pain etched all over victim's face.





Scenario 7





Desperate struggling by victim for 36.28 seconds....




Scenario 8


......before he finally blacks out.





Scenario 9



Lying motionlessly on his back, victim's face is disfigured
 with signs of unnatural torture and extreme pain
 in less than 2 minutes after attempting to tear the packet open.


To date, police has reported 25,236 cases of unnatural death
 and 135,297 cases of mental/physical injuries induced by the sweets.



Do you want to end up like this? 




Choose wisely.

You can make a difference.








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